A Sentence longer than Penis Size

A Sentence longer than Penis Size

Posted by: on Jul 19, 2016 | No Comments

The Tokyo District Court will sentence former law school student, Ikki Kotsugai, 4½ years in prison for cutting off the penis of Judge Kazunori Karei, 43, and “[inflicting] irreparable harm.

He be just a Gentle Ol’ Nazi, Ay

He be just a Gentle Ol’ Nazi, Ay

Posted by: on Jul 12, 2016 | No Comments

Canada continues to harbor Nazis after a 92-year-old Nazis member, Helmut Oberlander, wins a pivotal court case which would “[boost] his chance of staying in the country”; that’s if he could still remember where his lives.

FB’s Update is Anything but Privacy

FB’s Update is Anything but Privacy

Posted by: on Jul 8, 2016 | No Comments

Marky Z. Uber Happy 

In order to increase revenue on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg is making slight changes to the news feed, where users spend the most time on the social media, so you could be closer to your fifth tita Tess.   

“AMIDON BAG” by Riser

“AMIDON BAG” by Riser

Posted by: on Jul 6, 2016 | No Comments

Amidon by Timothy28.com

The Amidon was one handbag to be admired. It charmed viewers with its texture as smooth as flesh, interesting shapes, and creamy colors the rainbow could not even display.

Researcher loses Ear over Praying Mantis

Researcher loses Ear over Praying Mantis

Posted by: on Jul 5, 2016 | No Comments

From Macquarie University in Australia, Brown and Katherine Barry discover why female praying mantis eat their spouse’s heads after coitus. Female praying mantis become more fertile after eating the head.

There were two groups of praying mantis. Ones with their husband’s head still intact and one without their heads. Barry fed both praying mantis radioactive protein which revealed that the female produced more eggs after eating their husbands’ heads.

Both Brown and Katherine were turned on by the experiment. By the next morning Brown woke up with his ear missing. He found beside him his wife happily chewing on something. Sex was becoming listless, he recalled, but he thought he deserved the right to ask for consent from Katherine. He wondered how this would pan out during marriage counseling.