Archived: Lazy Teen of the Year goes to Fauna Jackson

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Ohio Teen, Fauna Jackson, 16, took laziness to a new stratosphere as she took a bathroom break and never returned to work at Wyoming’s Grand Tenton Park, during a trail project for Groundwork USA.

On Saturday she was found safe after having her hair cut and dyed and her clothes changed. It seemed like she didn’t want to be found. She also seemed the kind of person who should be deep in the forest, swim nude in the pond, and get chased by a large man in a hockey mask. Her name Fauna does mean natural habitat for a particular species of animals. 



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