A Sentence longer than Penis Size

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The Tokyo District Court will sentence former law school student, Ikki Kotsugai, 4½ years in prison for cutting off the penis of Judge Kazunori Karei, 43, and “[inflicting] irreparable harm.

Kotsugai cut off his penis with a pair of scissors suspecting the judge had forced sexual relations with Kotsugai’s wife.

This most upsetting part for the judge is that the sentence reminds him too much of his penis size. It is smaller than the average male penis by half an inch. For Asian men especially, that’s a deficit they can’t afford to have. It’s no wonder prosecutors were asking for 6 years in prison.

Personally Karei demanded 9 years, but who’s counting?

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